How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.