How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.