How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10