How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".