What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece?

Socra-tease