How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll