Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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What does Arizona name Colorado?

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?