What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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What is a dog's favourite sport ?

Formula 1 drooling !

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!