How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar