How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.