How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.