A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Who knows, they never get the house.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
A brunch.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
