Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!