How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist