How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.