When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.