How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.