How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.