What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.