Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

San Jokes More San Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.