Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco