Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

Unconscious Habit Jokes More Unconscious Habit Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit