Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Ewan

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Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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There's no punchline.

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A punchline.

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None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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A roamin' Catholic.

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A roamin' numeral. :P

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit