What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb