What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.