What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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