Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.