Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!