How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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V.

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The lines.