What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!