What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.