How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.