How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.