How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded