How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.