What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Chain Link Fence Jokes More Chain Link Fence Jokes

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.