What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson