ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
He got hit by a bus
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
Because it means urine trouble
The punch line.