What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.