What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator