What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.