What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.