What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Please answer before my wife gets home!

Which toes?

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Send them to a concentration camp!

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A: On microphones.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.