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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people