Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.