Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file