2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
2 squared!
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
Asking for my two year old.
she asks. "Because it's below C level."
A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
