How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria