How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only