How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!