How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.