How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.