How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...