How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.