How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.