Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
He was waxing lyrical !
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
That's not funny.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Yellow Cake
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
None, they just shoot the room for being black.
A full set of teeth.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Very little
Little.
