How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.