How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

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How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.