Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.