Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits