Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.