How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.