How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.