How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.