None, the room is already lit.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
Prism
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Put it in a square cup
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
The cannibus
Marriage, you wanna