What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.