How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Political Party Jokes More Political Party Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.