How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups