What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

removed

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some