What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Which do you light first?

The match

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO