Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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Well, the flag is a big plus.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.