Because you can't drink and derive
Because property is theft.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
Wimbledon and nicely served.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
Shotgun method
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Derive, derive, derive!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
