Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

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because they serve Poutine.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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He derives!

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.