Spin Jokes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Negative 1.

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She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What wobbles as it flies?

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None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

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What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.